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This guy was sitting in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulou

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TRAFFIC CAMERA

TRAFFIC CAMERAA man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was being taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving e

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Veterans in Politics?

I understand that because active duty are prevented from running for partisan office, and many of us had trouble keeping track of our state of residence politics while serving in another state/country, and finally many of us didn't even get our absen

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PENQUINS.....

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?Wonder no more!!!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very commi

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Honey Pie ...

From LCDR Tony LigayaAn elderly gentleman and his wife were invited to their friends’ home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way the host preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweethea

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FISHING TRIP WITH JACK DANIELS

From Steve Qualls, MR3I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mout

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