It was bound to happen.......In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination. There are so many possibilities, that we have narrowed the list down to the 7 dwarfs. Here they are:Happy: Had trouble putting nose to the grindstone. Too much time spent telling jokes at the water cooler.Doc: Left to pursue further schooling, in particular, Ph.D. work.Sleepy: Chronically late for work. Caused many project delays.Grumpy: Poor attitude toward work. Not a team player. Trouble with early mornings.Dopey: Made several critical errors at work costing the company money, e.g., misappropriated company funds.Sneezy: Recurrent, chronic illness has made it difficult for the employee to complete work in a timely fashion.Bashful: Lack of initiative. Not willing to make cold calls. Too often let workplace disagreements simmer.OTHERSJealous Queen: Heavy involvement in the occult not congruent with organizational policies.Snow White: Misconduct, e.g., kissing strange men while under some kind of trance.Huntsman: Couldn't stand to be cooped up in the office all day. Pursuing work with the National Forest Service
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