After 10 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe how good a wife she had been, and to give her a rating, so she could reflect on her performance.
He put down the newspaper he had been reading, sighed then looked up at her for a while...then said:
"You're an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks: "What does that mean?"
He said:
"Your Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot."
She smiled happily and said: Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K.
He said: I'm just kidding!
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

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