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After 10 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe how good a wife she had been, and to give her a rating, so she could reflect on her performance.
He put down the newspaper he had been reading, sighed then looked up at her for a while...then said:
"You're an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks: "What does that mean?"
"Your Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot."
She smiled happily and said: Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K.
He said: I'm just kidding!
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
Its wise not to show all your cards. 33 years and counting.
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