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Old Navy Poem

Come gather round me lads and I'll tell you a thing or two; About the way we ran the Navy in nineteen forty-two. When wooden ships…

Started by Lee Damicone

0 Jul 22

Holiday Greeting

The nuclear Aircraft Carrier, U.S.S. Harry S. Truman (CVN 75), and the ships in her Battle Group, got underway from Norfolk, Va. the week b…

Started by Lee Damicone

0 Jul 22

Seals vs. Green Beret

Two Seals boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. J…

Started by Lee Damicone

0 Jul 22

The Chief's Parrot

The old Chief finally retired from the Navy and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He took with him his lifelong pet parrot. First mo…

Started by Lee Damicone

0 Jul 22

Before the Trouble Starts

Before the Trouble Starts A Navy man walks into a bar. Sitting himself down, he tells the bartender, "Quick, pour me a drink, before the tr…

Started by Lee Damicone

0 Jul 22


Then and Now: Military Service Compared, World War II and Today. 1945- Rifles were made of wood and steel, shot a .30 caliber bullet that k…

Started by Lee Damicone

0 Jul 22


After 10 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe how good a wife she had been, and to give her a rating, so she could refle…

Started by Stick

2 Dec 7, 2018
Reply by David De Rooy

The 60s' Groups are gonna do re makes of their hits

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Bobby Darin ---…

Started by Stick

1 Nov 1, 2018
Reply by Richard L Paton

How To Simulate Being a Sailor

This note is for all former Sailors (for a reminder and a chuckle or two) and for all civilians who always wonder what it may be like, to l…

Started by Kenneth M Weaver

19 Mar 25, 2018
Reply by Thom Walker

Liberty Call Liberty Call Last Call for Liberty Call!

Our Repair Ship had been back in our home port only for a couple of weeks when at Monday morning muster. Our Department head chief MLMC sai…

Started by Robert Bruce Brantner

0 Feb 17, 2018


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