I hope this isn't too much for ya. if it is then you're not a sailor.
As a westpac sailor I can really relate!
When I was a lad I said "Aye aye"
And they shipped me out to the old PI.
I went to muster and then turned to
And at liberty call knew just what to do!
I crossed that bridge so rapidly
I'm the best Sea Daddy in the whole Na-vee!
I went to Pauline's and I fed the croc
And at Marilyn's exercised my jock.
I ate my lumpia and Kong's fried rice
And that monkey meat, it sure was nice.
That monkey meat was so good to me
I'm the best Sea Daddy in the whole Na-vee!
Longtime, shorttime, it all was fine
And sailors' joys, they all were mine.
I wrapped that rascal, ne'er got sick
And the corpsman, he never touched my d***!
I was healthy as hell, boys, sexually.
I'm the best Sea Daddy in the whole Na-vee!