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New US Air Force Aircraft Carrier Unveiled

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“It’s important for Commanders to stay relaxed while commanding the troops”, Admiral Beebody said.

This is a breakthrough in military strategy”..Beebody expanded …

We found that with all those afterburners lighting up right next to Commanders trying to think about important military strategy …. well, we had a few frayed nerves”

“We tried installing a swimming pool on the deck, but keyed up Marines were falling into the pool on the way to their helicopters”….

“Now we can just step back as a helicopter lands, and then continue when it’s in the air”

“If a jet wants to land or take off, we tell them to take it easy on the turf…that’s an expense that could be difficult to explain in the United States military budget”.

Apparently the Officers are ahead in the latest Golf League, a spokesman said. Meanwhile US Marines have taken to carrying a ten iron on missions for close combat uses.

In other news it was reported that Camel racing was being bought back in Afghanistan to give out of work Taliban fighters something to do.

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Comment by Louis G. Cranford on April 23, 2012 at 3:14pm

Do you suppose the captain of the ship ever gets teed off?

Comment by Gery Bastiani UT1 on March 13, 2012 at 9:10pm

A new meaning to the term for the Air Force......... Club Med

Comment by Randall L. Bruns on March 12, 2012 at 5:22pm

I wonder what they serve in The 19th Hole, because Navy ships can't have alcohol.  Probably Red Bull and Monster.

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