An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
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