Posted by Douglas Karr on April 15, 2008 at 7:03pm
A Sailor and a Marine went into the head and did their business. When they were finished, the Sailor walked out. The Marine turned, washed his hands, and headed after the Sailor.
"Hey squid", said the Marine, "Don't they teach you to wash your hands in the Navy?"
"Nope", said the Sailor, "They taught us not to pee on our hands."
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I walked into a bar ordered a brew and the bar keep seemed jolly so I decided to tell him a joke. "Bar Keep", I say, "do you know why the Navy keep Marines on their ships?" The bar keep put his hand up and said,"swab, before you go any further with that joke let me tell you that there are seven of us in here that are ex marines. Are you sure you want to finish that joke?" I thought that over for a bit and said,"no,no I don't. I haven't the time to explain it seven times." Finished my brew and left.
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